Transylmania

In the movie “Transylmania,” a group of none-too-bright American college kids go for a semester abroad – to the only place that would accept them, Razvan University in the heart of Transylvania. The crew consists of nerdy Newman and his airhead blonde bombshell girlfriend Lynne, complete stoners Pete and Wang, sexually confused Mike, horny Rusty and sexy twins Lia and Danni. They get their first shock when they arrive at the campus – a creepy looking castle which bears no resemblance to the pictures in the brochure. Their quest to get wasted and laid as often as possible soon becomes a quest simply to stay alive, as they’re preyed upon by vampires, hunchbacks, freaks and monsters, all of whom seem to think of college kids as the other white meat…