Never before have so many done so little and been so raucously funny doing it. In “Clerks II,” New Jersey mini-mart clerks and best friends Dante Hicks (BRIAN O’HALLORAN) and Randal Graves (JEFF ANDERSON) are forced to find new jobs in the fast-food universe; and they’re bringing their in-your-face attitudes, outrageous vulgarities and unbridled love of screwing with the customers with them. Director Kevin Smith (“Clerks,” “Chasing Amy,” “Dogma,” “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back”) pushes his nothing-is-sacred humor right to the edge and then takes a leap as Dante and Randal invade the world of Mooby’s fast food restaurant, where the slogan is “I’m Eating It.” Behind the counter, where the only other employees are an uber-nerd (TREVOR FERHMAN) and an entirely too sexy manager (ROSARIO DAWSON), Dante and Randal are free to offend anybody and everybody who so much as orders fries in their inimitably irreverent way. But, even as riotous debates rage between them over such burning matters as George Lucas v. Peter Jackson v. Jesus, change is on the horizon. When Dante announces that he’s going to leave Jersey forever and marry Emma Bunting (JENNIFER SCHWALBACH), Randal plots a going-away party so shocking it will draw the police, the fire department and possibly even protests from PETA, while altering their lives forever.