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Vanity Fair Scores
Baby Suri Photos
Taken By Annie Liebowitz
by Wild About Movies
September 7, 2006

Baby Suri Photo Vanity Fair

If you missed Katie Couric's debut on the CBS Evening News Tuesday night, you missed another, more exciting debut. Couric, with the help of "Vanity Fair," unveiled the longtime phantom, Baby Suri, which we all know to be the alleged love child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Wild About Movies tried to reach (retired) CBS Evening News veteran anchor Walter Cronkite for comment but did not get a response from him or his publicist. "Vanity Fair" magazine won the rights to expose the family photos of the wacko trio - Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri, whatever her real last name is - for free. And Couric got the 'scoop.' Midway through Couric's first broadcast at the desk, (or was she on her feet, leaning her ass on the edge of her desk?) her fingers flipped through the pages of the just released "Vanity Fair" magazine that includes a 22-page spread of Suri and her Scientologist parents. Or is Suri really the fruit of Tom Cruise's loins? There was a lot of speculation before the photos were published and even more, now! Here is what we have discovered

Now for the real truth?

Those who have seen all 22 pages, including us, feel that Suri looks like two different babies in the October issue of Vanity Fair - just like the sets of twins television and movie producers routinely use to portray one infant character.

Another of those Suris, amidst the twenty-two pages of photos, looks Asian in descent.

"As much as everybody was hoping she'd turn out to be an animatronic Cabbage Patch Kid, the truth is she's just flat-out beautiful. And possibly Asian," reads a post on one gossip website.

Canadian gossip chronicler Elaine Lui, the Asian woman behind Lainey's Entertainment Update agrees. "The child is absolutely adorable. Gorgeous, actually," she writes. "But then again, perhaps I'm biased? Is it just me or do you see a subtle trace of my people in her features?"

Her people or not, only a DNA test would put to rest the fact or fiction that Suri is not only human, but also a specimen of Tom Cruise and/or former bun warmer, Katie Holmes.

Cruise, as nutty as he is, a man who has run into the center lane of publicity attention getting traffic for more than a year and a half can not be trusted as far as Katie's tits can squirt milk, if they, indeed, do!

After taking a closer look at the cover of "Vanity Fair," we think Suri may be part kangaroo, (she fits snugly into that leather pouch). Or perhaps, she's just a baby head, on loan from one of the Scientology cryogenic chambers. You know that John Travolta and Kristie Allie have a few baby heads stashed away, for when her Jenny Craig career tanks and she needs some new publicity and for when ramblings of Travolta's alleged homosexuality start up again, en masse.

Now that the world sees a face, the face of Suri, we're thinking Tom Cruise will want to try for a boy. We truly hope he doesn't pretend to the world that he has impregnated Katie Holmes again. All he really needs to do is take a drive to the recently vacated Neverland Ranch. We're sure that Michael Jackson has left a few little boys behind, the ones who may be over the age of three, to fend for themselves. Tom Cruise would actually be doing a public service, rescuing these real children.

The "Suri" issue of Vanity Fair is now on sale in NYC and Los Angeles. It goes on sale, nationwide, September 12th, if you care. We really hope that you don't. Use the five dollars in a much more responsible way. Send it to the Chief of Psychiatry at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Beverly Hills, where Baby Suri will surely be spending much of her life. The money you send will allow her to not only be kept abreast of every story written about her in the tabloids, which she can buy from the Candy Striper passing through her secure wing every hour on the hour - but also, more importantly, to stash some money away in her diaper for when she's finally had it with the Prozac, Ativan and Oxycontin. For when she needs the big guns called in. The Beverly Hills heroin, crystal and coke dealers.

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"2008 Movies" & "2009 Movies" & "2010 Movies"
TODAY: Movie Poster & Website Premieres
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By Tim Nasson
Publisher, Wild About Movies

Wild About Movies provides you with the most comprehensive movie posters, movie trailers, movie synopses, Behind The Scenes of movies, and celebrity interviews, and current, updated movie release date information - than any other movie website. At WAM you are able to peruse the movie trailers, movie posters and movie synopses of more than 500 movies not yet in theaters (and thousands of movies formerly in movie theaters and currently on DVD, including all "2009 DVDS" and "2009 BluRays"). The latest additions to the Wild About Movies database: The (delayed) Rob Marshall movie "Nine," The movie "Kick Ass" and two Paul Bettany movies "Creation" and "Legion." The - now - non Avatar entitled movie "The Last Airbender" and Dwayne Johnson in and as "The Tooth Fairy." Aging actors Mel Gibson in "Edge Of Darkness" and Sylvester Stallone in front of and behind the camera in "The Expendables" and "Rambo 5." Also "Lovely Still" - featuring Martin Landau & Ellen Burstyn. Matt Damon in the Paul Greengrass movie "Green Zone." Jake Gyllenhaal as "Prince of Persia" and Rose McGowan as "Red Sonja 2010." And Seth Rogen is "The Green Hornet." "Witchblade 2010," as well as sequels: "Nanny McPhee 2" and "Narnia 3" and everything from Daniel Radcliffe (naked at WAM and fully clothed) in "Harry Potter 7: Part 1," to the Disney 3D films "Cars 2" and "Toy Story 3." Michael Douglas in "Wall Street 2." And the requisites, "Cloverfield 2" and "Iron Man 2." Need more movies? The big screen adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's "The Road" - finally - with a release date in November 2009. Also, Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio's two year delayed next collaboration, "Shutter Island." In addition, the big screen comedy "Leap Year" and the non comedy "The Escapist," and Peter Jackson's "The Lovely Bones" and "The Hobbit Movies." And Kenneth Branagh's "Thor." Also "The Smurfs Movie" and the big screen version of Steven Spielberg's "Lincoln" and Ben Stiller's "Chicago 7." And a slew of animated and non animated Walt Disney and non Disney movies, many in 3D: including "The Smurfs" and "Fraggle Rock: The Movie" and "The King of the Elves" and "Rapunzel," "The Bear and the Bow;" "Newt," "The Princess And The Frog." And also "How To Train Your Dragon." How about Heath Ledger's final movie, "Dr. Parnassus." The four Jonas Brothers in the big screen adaptation of "Walter The Farting Dog" and Also: Zac Efron naked but not in "Me And Orson Welles." Also, Chace Crawford in "Footloose 2010." Benicio Del Toro as "The Wolfman." And James ("Titanic") Cameron's "Avatar;" and Robert Downey Jr. as "Sherlock Holmes." In addition, the sequel to "Twilight," and "New Moon," "Eclipse" and all starring Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. And, "Captain America." Also, check out all of the "2008 Movies" that were released in movie theaters. We also bring you "2010 Oscars" pre-coverage - and the movie trailers and movie posters of all "2009 Movies" & "2010 Movies" in theaters, including today's IN THE SPOTLIGHT - "Step Up 3"... (continue)